The first innovative bicycle path in the Netherlands will be paved with light stones that will charge during the day and emit light during the evening. The path will run by the home that Vincent van Gogh lived in from 1883-5
Lately all the amazing things seem to come from the Netherlands.
why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though
why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you
when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”
Gasped when I saw this. I can say with 100% certainty that I have never loved another person like I love this bed.
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
part of me wants to wear leather jackets and red lipstick and be super sexy and break boys’ hearts but then I also want to wear sundresses and be sweet and cute and shy and giggly but a different part of me wants to be beautiful and smart and mysterious and another part of me just wants to sit in bed and watch netflix while I eat pizza
A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane…
oh my god
"Doctor Who is a dumb show"
"You’re too old to watch Doctor Who"
"You didn’t watch the old series? Some fan you are"
”____________ was a horrible Doctor”
"Daleks aren’t scary you big baby"
"Peter Capaldi’s too old"
"You’ve redecorated. I don’t like it."
i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
she smiled. “alright, dear. i’ll go in with you, okay?” she went and opened the door for him.
He walked in and ordered their lunches for them, paid, then walked outside.
"wait, wait, i know a place, come with me!" she took his hand and led him out of town, to a small hill. she sat down under a tree and sighed happily. "okay, what did you get?"